TERRITORIES 3069: Star Siege
TERRITORIES 3069: Star Siege Player's Guide

 Getting Started
Basics of Gameplay
Joining The Battle
Step-By-Step Guide
Frequently-Asked Questions

 In-Depth Manual
Alliances
Astronomy
Carriers
Combat
Communications
Espionage
Facilities
Membership
Nebulas
Planets
Research
Resources
Servers
Ships
Squadrons
Star Map

 Technology Guide
Armor
Missiles
Other
Planet Technology
Shields
Ship Designs
Specialist Skills
Weapons

 Strategy & Tactics
Assimilated Ed
Gathercole's Commandments
Padraig
Schipper
Teragen
Zagul

 Fan Sites
TERRITORIES For Dummies
TERRITORIES Race Fictions
Yahoo TERRITORIES Group


Gathercole's Commandments

The key to winning TERRITORIES 3069: Star Siege is outlined in the following commandments:
  1. Thou must purchase a better connection so there is less waiting time between pages of Terrirories.
  2. Thou must quit your job in order to have more time to play Territories.
  3. Thou must abandon all other pastimes to have more playing time on Territories.
  4. Thou must give up all relationships and families to create more time to play on Territories.
  5. Thou must not be unfaithful... to Territories.
  6. Thou must not steal... from empires with bigger ships.
  7. Thou must not leave the computer seat in order to eat, drink, sleep, breate or otherwise.
  8. Thou must purchase one of those funny caps with drinks mounted onto the side in order to maximise playing time on Territories.
  9. Thou must replace thine computer seat with fully-functional toilet seat in order to avoid leaving thine computer.
  10. Thou must vote for Territories within "Top Web Games" to prove your utter devotion to the game.

Editor's note: Gathercole forgot one important commandment:

  1. Thou must become a member so that the game may go on and on.

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